Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Give me my rights
I wonder if Howie Carr will say that on his show today. His favorite mantra is, "All I ask for is the same rights granted to illegal aliens in this country."
What we think of when we pass a traffic camera
Maryland deploys speed cameras built like battleships. An irate public responds, nevertheless. Apparently here the flash was damaged but the camera itself survived.In the first season of Top Gear, they tried to outrun the flash in a series of tests. Fail, as the kids say.
Army revises its sumptuary laws
The black beret began as a symbol of distinction awarded Ranger infantry. Rangers saw the green berets on Green Berets in the 1960s and did not want to be less special than the Special Forces. Shortly afterwards, airborne jump school cadre began wearing cranberry berets.
The beret impetus had another source; the army was wearing ugly, lopsided baseball hats imposed by Creighton Abrams near the end of the Vietnam War (IIRC).
One of the Clinton generals, later eased out by Donald Rumsfeld, had the brilliant idea of making every soldier both special and elite by giving the entire army authority to wear the black beret.
The Army Times reports that the beret has been scotched for a field cap for line troops. There is a practical aspect to this. As one soldier noted, "I hate wearing a wet sock on my head. Plus it makes my head/skin break out."
Now if we could just go back to making the wearing of fatigues off post or in the office a UCMJ punishable offense, this old soldier would be quite happy.
"Rabbi to the stars"
First Things pans Atlas Shrugged
"Underwater nation"
"False Keynesians"
Do you get the feeling that no matter what, Mr. Keynes is not going to be tarnished by this debacle?
Will it be inflation or deflation?
The US is a democratic republic and a huge net debtor, in both current and future obligations. The choice of genuine deflation as such would therefore be a national economic and political suicide favoring foreign holders of its debt. I cannot think of a reasonable scenario for such a choice except for coercion such as war reparations and under heavy constraint. But it is a possible choice.If the status of world currency works against domestic fiscal policy, one has entered the land of Triffin's Dilemma.
Further complicating the decision is the inescapable fact that the US holds what is still the world's reserve currency despite a movement to alternatives. A stronger dollar and monetary deflation would crush the world economy by destroying the interconnected global banking system as it is now constituted, in addition to devastating its own domestic economy. Deflation does favor the ends of a powerful few, however, so it cannot be said to be off the table.
The modern collector as WalMart shopper
Low comedy from flush middlebrow art collectors. But you were expecting, what exactly? The search for authenticity has shifted, interestingly, to Iron Curtain era dissident art.
Activist court, international edition
Today, it is no longer convincing to only think of international courts in their role of settling disputes. While this function is as relevant as ever, many international judicial institutions have developed a further role in what is often called global governance.This is a paper today but it will be an entire scholarly discipline tomorrow.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Unnatural selection
"The mirage of ennumerated powers"
The truth that dare not speaks its name then is this: there is no formula, no principle, nothing arising even out of the logic of the Constitution or the American regime that can furnish any hard limits that confine the federal government's reach or divide the local from the national jurisdiction.And,
even with the guidance of the Constitution, even with some of the principles contained there, imparting a useful discipline, casting up warnings, the decisive grounds of judgment must be found elsewhere, outside the text.
Mladec = Blofeld?
Private Eye certifies his villainy. (Note to NYT readers, PBS watchers, and NPR listeners: the captions are switched.)
Not just a talk show meme anymore
There are two Americas. John Edwards was right. But not in the way that the Anthony Weiner of the last decade could have ever imagined. The two Americas are the Dreaded Private Sector, where the real unemployment rate hovers close to 20 percent, and housing prices have taken a bigger plunge than they did during the Great Depression. And then there’s Public Sector America, where the good times never end.That Dreaded Private Sector needs to shape up. In a command economy, can't you just order it to shape up?
Privatizing the right to deceive
Head first
For to be born into the human state is to follow the realtor's eternal advice of purchasing the worst property in the best neighborhood. Life -- or the civilizing process -- consists of improving your properties.
And it is a never-ending project. We are all fixer-uppers. Some may have more superficial "curb appeal" than others, but when you actually see who lives inside, or inspect the foundation, or consider how high the roof goes, you may be in for a surprise. Conversely, some rather modest shacks can be mansions inside.
The "elevator story" on Orthodoxy
My own favorite "elevator story" on Orthodoxy is "This was Christianity before Charlamagne founded Roman Catholicism." Apologies to the RC brethren!
J.D. Huneycutt has a funnier story.
Meanwhile, how long before we see door-to-door atheists?
AKP - less victory than publicized?
BTW, how nuts is it to read a Boston/New York/Washington newspaper for analysis of a Turkish election?
Hackers vs. Bernanke
"An Ollie North moment" for the MSM
Monarchism: a third way?
Conclusion: neither.
Why can't we have conferences like that?
"Greece will default sometime in 2012"
... this prediction comes from the great oracle of economics Taki, the very same Taki who smelled a rat even before the Greek government was caught red-handed cooking the books under the advice of the poisonous giant squid, Goldman Sachs.If Greece restructures any of its debt the wrong way, it'll enter technical default, and I think that's already happened. If I read Zero Hedge correctly, a default "event" has already occurred and lowered the national rating to CCC. Of course, more events are yet to come. "How can anyone take these Greek politicians seriously?" Let's not limit this to Greek politicians.
An evolutionist looks at churches
Bitcoin - more bit than coin?
It's hard to imagine goldbugs trading physical for blips. These bitcoin hoarders must be a different beast entirely.
There's no need to hedge risk
Regulators vs hippies
The generals were terrified
Barofsky is our favorite ex-bureaucrat
“Counsel, you’re scaring me”, Mr. [Dan] Rather said. “You should be scared, I’m scared. You can’t not be scared.”, former TARP Special Inspector General Neil Barofsky replied.Profanity at the link.
Anthony Powell remembered

A few years ago, I gave my wife A Dance to the Music of Time and she liked it. She detests my politics but reads my novels!
I'm not, therefore a disinterested party. I had read it myself in the 70s after reading Evelyn Waugh's war trilogy. Waugh's books were strong drink - a Marine Corps lieutenant colonel told me how much he cried at the end of this trilogy. This brought a tear to my own eye. Blast sentimentality.
Powell's series was less striking, in terms of that sentimental chord, less cartoonish as well, and given the length, the civility, the resonance, you had the feeling this can go on forever. When it ends, you are at a loss and the loss has a tinge of surprise. It's good to remember Powell, and better to remember him at length. There is such a thing as the conservative novel.
Understanding the oligarchy and wage slavery
Monday, June 13, 2011
Hell week for royalists
All this hot on the heels of the death of Grand Duchess Leonida Georgievna, the Romanov heir, and her successor's visit to Russia (Grand Duchess Maria Vladimirovna).
The tragedy of the feminized male
This Limbaugh meme of the tragedy of the feminized male (as being played out in the Weiner scandal) is powerful stuff. This is the old Limbaugh from 1984 and the kind of analysis on which he built his show. When the man was hitting on twelve cylinders (3 hours x 4 segments per), it was like four weeks of great newspaper columnist punditry in one show.He needs to return to that level. The linked transcript is too long, but skim it: the meme is worth it. And excellent photoshopping!
Monday, March 23, 2009
Towards a pre-Goldwater Republicanism
The flight of wealthy Obama voters out of the Democratic Party has begun and the GOP is about to be inundated by money and personalities that hail from a pre-1964 political era. That was when liberals of means knew their interests and acted accordingly. This flight from the Democrats will be augmented by a tide of independents who have just now figured out "what it is."Rockefeller returns and the Snow/Collins/Specter types will soon hold the commanding heights within the party. I fear conservatives within the GOP will be the rump of a rump (the larger rump being the pre-Obama Republicans).
It may be time to take the New York Conservative Party's example national.
(Scanned news clip above has a caption from 1970: "That venerable institution, Nelson Rockefeller, with sidekick Bob Dole looking on, vents his political philosophy on a group of student demonstrators who had previously vented theirs. The action occurred in Binghamton, N.Y., on Thursday. Need we ask why Rocky was fingered for the job? Courtesy Eicher.)
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Certifiably demonic caregivers
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Make it better
The other day I saw a bumper sticker, "Veterans for Obama," affixed to a car with handicap license plates. Assuming the handicap was earned in the service, I wonder what the driver of that vehicle makes of the latest news from his hero.In the late 20th Century, America was a land governed by lawyers. They would make their case / suggestion / point and leave it at that. Nowadays we are ruled by Ivy League professors who happen also to be lawyers and they are - of course - more intelligent and diligent than mere attorneys.
So when the proposal is made, "Let the war wounded heal themselves," the old-style politician would have thought his work was done. Brilliant idea, it's on the table, done. But the new class of leader has the facts and figures to prove it will be worthwhile to allow the wounded to heal themselves. He is prepared to argue a full case in the court of public opinion. In this case we save $540 million if we cut off medical support to veterans. Awesome. Case closed.
You see the difference between an Ivy League law professor and an ordinary attorney? And yes you can put a price on suffering. Juries do it all the time. Don't look so shocked.
Not being a professor, I tend to wonder about how things will be implemented, however.
What will the veteran have to do to get the same level of medical care afforded to civilian Obama voters? The vet could pretend to be an indigent civilian but when the screener asks where the condition arose, he would answer "war" and be disqualified from government assistance. Oops.
The solution appears to be: (1) go to an emergency room (2) speak no English (3) present forged ID. Or, veterans could simply perform back-alley operations on each other.
Whatever their choices, the savings to the government will be substantial. Enough money will be freed up for earmarks, bailouts, federal funding for community activism. Perhaps enough servicemen may still remain motivated enough to safely ferry Obama, Reid, and Pelosi about in their military aircraft of choice.
This government is all about savings - but the right kind of savings.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
A bean ball hits the beantown
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Political automobiles
People nowadays like to make political statements with their cars (witness the hybrids) but there was a time when the very name of the car was politically charged.The interwar ideological struggle between democracy and tyrrany somehow played out in the marketing department of Studebaker, where they made Dictators, Commanders, Dominators, Champions (enemies of Dominators?), and Presidents. They showed a taste for executives of all persuasions.
The People's Car, on the other hand ("Volkswagen") left no doubt that one identified with the masses from either a red or brown standpoint.
For parliamentarians, the Premier auto company made Premiers, but not enough to survive the rising tide of fascism.
After the war, there seems to have been a monarchist boomlet: you could express these tendencies in an Austin Princess or with a Ford Monarch. (I like the ones with the giant crown in the grill.)
Nowadays, Asians have developed a taste for republicanism: Australia's HSV makes a Senator and Nissan makes its own President (with no nod to Studebaker).
The Red Chinese you would expect to name cars "Liberator" but this name has been taken by bourgeois Greens naively playing at revolution. In fact, China is set to export cars made by Chery to the US and these lack political nomenclature. Like Chery itself, they seem to have been named by Pee Wee Herman. There's Karry and Tiggo and Riich. (A car named Riich might be a political statement for a Red automaker - can't rule that out.)
The best Chery auto name transcends politics. It transcends everything. It's the "Eastar Cross."
(That's its picture topside.)
The serials: Talk radio ruining the right?
An editor of National Review, of all people, is moaning about talk radio ruining the right. In other words, the dumbed down, culture-free, newspaper-quality, middlebrow National Review represents a standard to which lowbrow talk radio should aspire.I was reading a back issue of Modern Age this weekend, marvelling at its eternal excellence while lost in a piece about Germany's biedermeier literature - literature I last enjoyed as a teenager and with which I associate many happy memories.
There was a day when a shorter version of the same piece might have appeared in the NR. No more: Buckley's creation has relentlessly moved downmarket. "Don't let them immanentize the eschaton," once NR's proud rallying cry is mere gibberish to the middlebrows cranking out a short ration of two-syllable analysis for what must surely be the upper tier of talk radio listeners.
In that they are much less adept than say Rush Limbaugh who harnesses not merely verbal skills but an admirable literary sensibility to his enormous analytic capacity. He does this live, in real time, putting out the same "product" as NR but of a higher quality, more copiously, and cheaper.
This comparison is apples-to-apples despite what any of today's NR editors may think. The editors currently in charge have made of NR a single product company and their product competes with talk radio. It competes poorly, in fact, because Rush and the better talkers understand their medium much better than NR understands print magazines.
Have you ever picked up a copy of the venerable Spectator? I don't mean the American Spectator (which should out of decency revert to its original name of the Alternative), I mean Britain's Spectator. Just look at the ads to understand the difference in audiences. Gallery reviews; composed music; serious books discussed seriously.
Recently, Standpoint appeared on American newsstands, an excellent new British conservative magazine that the American conservative political movement would find baffling and esoteric. (I'll devote a little space to it soon.)
National Review consciously engineered a downward shift in its appeal to a wider audience. This happened just as Rush appeared on the scene. There should be enough institutional memory at NR to recall there is a conservative highbrow market as surely as there is a lowbrow market and that NR itself is splitting the difference, not out of choice, but because it is staffed by people of limited culture and insight who do not understand their own medium, much less others'.
Monday, February 9, 2009
A leader spams his people
Creepy behavior from the new president.
Truth and reconciliation in the Madoff affair
When bad things happen, there is a bureaucratic drive to limit the scope of the story to the narrowest possible definition of the event.In the case of the Madoff swindle, Madoff's many financial accomplices have been shielded from scrutiny. Hat tip to Valdis Krebs who is reconstructing the channels that delivered clients into the inferno. As journalism takes its rest, bloggers must step in.
Do not do business with Madoff's accomplices.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Excommunicating the Pope
When politicians demand of the Pope various Roman Catholic excommunications, we should at last understand that nothing is allowed to fall outside of the realm of politics. The government will determine who is in communion and who is not just as it determines who is using too much oxygen or releasing too much carbon dioxide.Further, when the Pope fails to excommunicate on political command, he is in breach of the public trust and may himself be politically excommunicated by various elected leaders. Such an attack on religious institutions is perfectly in keeping with the scope of Europe's parliamentary dictatorhips.
Don't worry about the Pope or the Church; the political psychosis of the age is the greater concern.
A trade called "journalism"
A reporter was escorted out of a White House event by Secret Service agents on Wednesday afternoon after he approached President Obama to seek an autograph.Politico was founded to deliver the political reporting not available from major U.S. newspapers. This story is archtypical in that the press at large is pleading for autographs and the Politco is observing and reporting on them.
More please.
Best Totalitarian headline of the day
For yesterday from the Kansas City Business Journal: Obama plan will create or save 73,000 jobs in Missouri, 35,000 in KansasHard to pick out a "best totalitarian line" from the "story." The piece presents a White House press release as news with no additional reporting whatever. Claims made in the handout are presented without qualification.
Down with obstructionism!
For today from the Chicago Tribune:
Joliet artist works on behalf of proposed labor law
Best totalitarian line from the story:
The Joliet artist recently completed a painting depicting President Barack Obama holding a copy of the Employee Free Choice Act—complete with his signature. The act has yet to be passed by Congress, but Farrell and union leaders hope that day will come soon.Soon the workers will triumph.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Taking the oath
As every schoolchild in America knows, the end quickly came for Wallenstein when he had his officers take an oath to him personally rather than the Hapsburg emperor or Holy Roman Empire. The emperor understood the significance of the act immediately and responded.In this U.S. polity, the people are sovereign and the equivalent offense would be an oath given to a person to the exclusion of the institutions of the people (the collective sovereign).
The end of Wallenstein having been immortalized in theatre, opera, literature, and painting, would-be oath givers like Hitler, Franco, Mussolini, et al, had to walk softly. Thus the Hitler oath for civil servants contains caveats:
I swear: I will be faithful and obedient to Adolf Hitler, Führer of the German Reich and people, to observe the law, and to conscientiously fulfill my official duties, so help me God.The law and duties make this more than just about Hitler, you see. Likewise, Franco and the clerics:
I swear and promise to respect and make my clergy respect the chief of the Spanish State and the government established according to Spanish laws.This kind of circumspection is not present in the current celebrity oath for Obama. Currently on viral video it reads:
I pledge to be a servant to our president and all mankind because together we can, together we are, and together we will be the change that we seek.It is a simple oath: I pledge... because...
This is even more trouble than Hitler and Franco were willing to ask for.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Best totalitarian headline of the day
From Time magazine, "Barack Obama's Inaugural Address: Humility, Gratitude, Sacrifice."Best totalitarian lines from the same story:
And then he brought it all together, the challenge and the duty and the promise: "What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility — a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task." This was the day's catechism and call to arms.We will perform our assigned duties gladly. There is nothing so satisfying as giving our all to the government's tasks.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
The Serials: changes in news reporting
A popular meme on the right is that liberalism is losing newspapers their circulation. If it was ever true, it's not true now.The slimmed down circulations have left papers with their core audience: middlebrows who buy bestsellers; who learn about trends from feature articles; who buy things based on lists and rankings; who search out tips on what to eat, to wear, and of course what to believe.
These middlebrow masses, listening to NPR, watching PBS, reading their newspapers and newsweeklies, are the bread and butter of an entire sector of the economy. The corporations who own and run big daily newspapers are very interested in pleasing this core audience. Expect papers to become more liberal as outlying demographics fall away. As costs are trimmed, one must serve the essential reader.
This dynamic is showcased in the changes happening at the newsweeklies Time and Newsweek. It's interesting to hear editors describe their patrons:
Meacham [a Newsweek editor] , wearing a dark sweater in his office overlooking Central Park, says that "we don't edit with the idea that there is a poor and uninformed reader out there who somehow needs illumination." He sees his audience as "the virtual Beltway," which he defines as people who watch Sunday talk shows, read newspapers and buy hardcover books.
Stengel [a Time editor], wearing a dark sweater in his office with a view of the Hudson River, says his philosophy, especially online, is "news for smart people. . . . We are arguably the best-known news brand in the world, and we want to leverage that."
Teaching point: Smart people buy hardcover books.
You have to translate "smart" here as brand-conscious consumers "who think they are smart," e.g. people of limited culture who are compensating with "must read," "must see," and "must hear," consumption. These tend to be high achievers, woefully overspecialized, whose hardcovers adorn some a prominent coffee table or bookshelf.
I remember during the last campaign, former Time editor Strobe Talbot's special friend, Hillary Clinton, stumbled over the pronunciation of President Medvedev's name settling on national TV for "Whatever." Mr. Whatever. Mrs. Clinton is that reader newsweeklies and newspapers must hold on to - someone not likely to have ever heard Medvedev's name in natural conversation, someone relying heavily on a trusted guide, an interpreter to help negotiate politics, culture, art, and technology.
Consider ever-increasing leftiness the beginnings of a long circulation drive:
Stengel says his goal is to "make Time lead the conversation, not follow it. To speak stronger with a point of view. To mix more analysis with reporting. Not to ask questions, but to answer them on the cover"Any attempt to shame news organs into professionalism by references to their conduct during the Obama-McCain race misses the changes taking place.
This is "the new normal." "Professionalism" means serving the news corporation's customers better.
Best totalitarian headline of the day
From the Toronto Star: "Obama touches every base for the masses."Best totalitarian lines from the same story: "A hush fell. More words – 17 minutes of words. And the Poet-in-Chief hit every mark."
Runner up: "Where the teeming masses stood, the passing of power came as crescendo, with fluttering flags and frenzied joy."
News bulletin: The poet-in-chief inspires frenzied joy.
Natural conservatives
Judge Bork was being interviewed on C-Span this week when the president of the Federalist Society tried to pin the Burkean tag on him.In his (usual) brusque way he shrugged it off opting for something else. Don't ask me what he called it because I became distracted by his example of what it is not. The current debate over "true conservatism" - an ideological construct - he noted is not for him and probably not for Burkeans or conservatives.
If you go to the newer election-inspired "conservative" blogs, you see a lot of this non-conservative paradigm hunting going on with all the jiggery pokery that calls up.
Ayn Rand's taunt, "Conserve what?" is germane here. Either you go down the path of philosophical analysis with Objectivist-like rigor and face the consequences or you declare yourself, as I do, someone who feels himself conservative. You don't split the difference by producing a half-baked paradigm (Libertarian Party) or by negotiating lists of "principles" that are platform planks (conservative splinter groups).
Unlike Ayn Rand or her target Bill Buckley or today's "true conservative" discussants, most of us are not building, defining, or even joining a movement. We are just being ourselves and "feeling conservative" is as far as many need to go. In arguments with the paradigm hunters, I am told that this attitude lets all sorts of Lincoln Chaffees lurk within the movement.
This is a "top-down" view of the issue. The bottom-up view is to let like minds associate for political benefit, then deal with trouble as it comes.
Bork's point, if I extrapolate a little here, is that there may be something we could call a natural political conservative.
We encounter so many natural (non-political) conservatives in daily life that I wonder why movement-minded people don't do something with them, as many of them are already affiliated or organized by interest. Think of those who own classic cars; who collect antiques; who restore buildings, who raise "heritage" breeds, who restore paintings. The list could go on. (Obviously in this matter, gun owners and shooters have already found their political voice.)
So there is real work available for those arguing out definitions of "true conservative." Why not organize natural conservatives instead?
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
What next?
The meme among refuseniks just now is that the Obama charm offensive is prelude to the boom being lowered. The policy boom, the tax boom, the agenda.There is an implied change: Obama gets ugly.
I disagree. Based on this man's love of political theatre and the rewards he gets playing this way, the grandstanding, the "healing" gestures, the conservative outreach, all that stuff that generates a honeymoon for him will continue. The real dirty work will be done by the overt partisans in House and Senate. The White House will keep its distance. The inauguration will continue for four years.
At the same time, Obama has taken control of the party at the secondary level. The Clinton retreads may look influential but in true politruk style they have Obamans working under them, watching them, waiting to replace them. Count Clinton teamsters still in place a year from now.
And we know a new party-building effort is about to begin at the grassroots level using recent campaigners as its core. It promises a cult of personality that will cut out the political middlemen and place a vast political/cultural force directly at the disposal of our new boss.
As Obama plows through rosy accolades, we refuseniks will be getting the Rodney King treatment off to the side. Harry and Nancy have the truncheons ready as do the state Democrats.
This is really going to smart. We'll be fingering our achey lumps while meditating on those purists who sat out the last election.
Best totalitarian headline of the day
From today's Boston Globe, a New York Times Company: "Masses share in Obama's reward."Best totalitarian line from the story: "Obama's declaration that his own historic rise is as one with America's past is an act of generosity - one that will give his country a new burst of strength."
The leader gives his people strength. The leader shares his rewards.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
A trade called journalism
A front page article in today's Washington Times (written by Julia Duin) opens with, "A variety of religions will be whooping it up this weekend ..." It's part of a series called "Waiting for Obama."Get your whoop on, holy man: Obama's coming to town.
In the Great Chain of Newspaper Being this remark about whooping religions passed through the desk editor, copy editor, and front page editor without incident before landing in the print shop.
Unfortunately, the print shop does not apply quality control to newspaper content. Perhaps that needs to change.
Monday, January 5, 2009
Nutshell department
Finally, thanks to the worldwide financial meltdown that the U.S. central bank helped bring about, the politicians can take control of America's most important industries. The dreams of central planners, meddlers, world-improvers, collectivists, Bolsheviks, corporatists and fascists are all being realized - right in the United States of America. All industries need money. And the U.S. Treasury department has it. And what it doesn't have, the Fed will supply.From Saturday's Valleywag:
Incompetence and infighting are endemic to nonprofits, of course. But Wikipedia's bureaucracy is distinctly, fearsomely awful. The site, which dictates the online reputation of countless living people and companies, itself operates by rules that are completely incomprehensible, determined by a self-appointed group of volunteer editors who can seldom stop arguing over obscurities to explain their ways to outsiders.And some sure signs of recession: counterfeit Bentleys and Rollers on eBay.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
"Stupid" corruption
The corrupt, or indecent, or illegal act is labeled as "stupid." "Stupid" is -with some people - the only pejorative they'll use, along with perhaps "inappropriate". Pay close attention to the people making a display of how offended they are at the "stupidity" of the "inappropriate" act. They're telling us something about themselves.
Can we classify folks focused on the stupidity-of-risking -detection as being of the same ilk as the perps?
I do. Without exception. Try it yourself.
p.s. I notice just now some are on a "crazy" bender. Advice to international media conglomerates: when your on-air talent (or your ink-stained wretch) declares Blago "crazy" instead of immoral mark the speaker or writer down for an expense report audit. You won't be disappointed.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Gossip mongers take the lead
Tip for the political blogs and pundits: all you have to do is read an affadavit to develop your material.
Go Gawker. Thank you, Smoking Gun.
Monday, December 8, 2008
The bone-chilling voice of pragmatism
My experience is that conservatives do not ... see that peoples ... always seek someone to offer them a vision of how and why to live. They will seek this from whatever institutions happen to exist near them. And they won't be concerned that the documents that facilitated the formation of a particular institution might not have set forth that role as being a role for that institution to perform.A professional conservative denounces small government: "Small isn't beautiful".
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Help for the dispossessed
Change Can Be Difficult(Capitalization as per the original.)
Psychotherapy for the Politically Displaced
By appointment only in Bethesda, MD; Completely Confidential
Aliza Lerner, LCSW-C, [telephone number]
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Resolved: We the people defer our constitutional crisis
It's rather remarkable, once you add it all up.The lowest rated Congress in history (is it still at 10% approval?) working in tandem with the lowest rated president in history is spending the largest amounts of money ever seen in history.
The Daily Beast has it in a phrase: the Never-ending Bailout. Indeed what it is.
This effort is helmed (would you believe it) by a Princeton economist and a private banker. I heard they ladled out $800 million in the soup kitchen yesterday.
Here we have an academic who has spent his life nodding blankly in the faculty lounge or on Fed boards during breaks from his higher calling: promoting failed, nonsensical models of how economies work. Meanwhile, his colleague at Treasury spent his entire career as a salesman at Goldman Sachs. Peddling product and as he says, taking care of the customers (who are now comin' a beggin').
You say you want economic insight? How about expertise administering untold trillions in handouts? I give you a salesman running Treasury. This fellow, if he learned anything about economics at all, did so accidentally over lunch. He gathered mere crumbs of that same drivel spooned out by the Bernankes of the world - a tiny portion of droppings left by the Great Army of Pleasantly Respectable Incompetents.
You can laugh at it all, as they do over at LOL Fed (the picture above is from that site), but the corollary to scorn would, in a normal polity, be constitutional crisis. We deserve one at this point.
And here it gets interesting.
In the truly extraordinary arrangements made to hand out staggering amounts of cash with an absolute minimum of strings attached, the humblest citizen understands that a constitutional milestone has been passed, that one phase of constitutional history has eneded and another has begun.
Here we would do well to consult the late Carl Schmitt who taught us that actual sovereignty rests with that individual or agency able to declare rule by exception. Unfortunately, the LOL team at the head of the Fed and Treasury are ruling by exception.The good news is that Congress exercised the power before delegating it to the LOL team and it stands poised to take it back, after additional oceans of cash have been squandered.
Even at 10%, Congress remains an embodiment of We the People - of the people's sovereignty. A next step in the process, and who knows what the trigger may be, could conceivably be popular sovereignty asserting itself against Congress and other elected institutions. Not just in Icelandic-style rioting to fire failed politicians, but as it was imagined in early state government making. There, the people reserved to themselves to make whatever changes were needed to the constitution or government by whatever process pleased them, whenever it pleased them, whether or not it was reflected in the foundational laws.
As Christian Fritz points out in American Sovereigns, these early Americans viewed sovereignty as immune to rule-making or constitution drafting. As a lawyer once told me, "You can't sign away your rights."
After the LOL team has spent away two or three generations' worth of tax income -say in another week or two - maybe we should sign away their rights while asserting our own.
This spells fret time for movement conservatives who, to defend themselves from liberal government, have erroneously enshrined the Constitution above the Declaration.
Every assertion of popular sovereignty will thus represent a constitutional crisis; and yet the current situation demands dicsussion of whether the Constitution can be used to end the "never-ending bailout."
The trick is to decide how to assert our collective sovereignty in this crisis. Here, 50 years of conservative thought and polemic have failed us and we start with little more than an Icelandic template.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Enter, the frivolous opposition
The difficult thing about being a Leftist over here is in operating politically inside of a constitutional and legal carapace; this structural disadvantage requires all sorts of wriggling and squirming to get your way. In an NPR radio interview, the man who calls himself the New Dawn of American Leadership once agonized over this dilemma.
An intelligent opposition is well favored here. Many of the Left's workarounds hang by a thread. One example involves oil drilling. The federal government issues federal land drilling permissions every year. Of course, 100% of these permissions are immediately tied up in lawsuits brought by environmentalists; a lawsuit requires standing; standing has been granted environmental lobbyists by the legislature; standing can be taken away by the legislature.
It may be worth mentioning the recent "Drill here, drill now" exercise. Political forces were mobilized not to remove the standing contrivance that prevents drilling but to put more land on the availability list for environmentalists to file suit against ... as if the Left would run out of lawsuits if enough leases were issued. This is the quality of the opposition's thinking.
We would be foolish to ignore this early indicator of what the Republican is going to behave like over the next four years. The fellow behind the "Drill here" futility is widely regarded as the smartest of that bunch and is contending for Party leadership even as I write this. If he thought more leases would produce more oil, he is a fool. More likely he was staging a political manipulation to position himself for the current leadership contest.
An effective political opposition would have a legislative "hit list" with all these little extra-Constitutional workarounds targeted for elimination via new laws. The Left cannot get what it wants by law, only by executive or judicial fiat, by obstructionist lawsuits, by direct action, by street intimidation, etc. Those watching for new laws have their eyes on the wrong place (not that there won't be new laws that test the limits but because the creation of new law will be such a small part of the total effort).
But I'm not here to give advice to the opposition - that would be a descent into punditry. Let me simply predict a new rash of extra-Constitutional workarounds from the winners of the last election. When the Republicans eventually regain control of the legislature, these workarounds will then form the new baseline of an extra-Constitutional reality that is as willingly accepted then as now.
Our problem is as much with the opposition as it is with the soldiers of the New Dawn.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Ingratitude
Your thanks are a paltry, contemptible substitute for your own service deficit. You watched a world pass you by: Vietnam, Lebanon, Grenada, Panama, Haiti, Bosnia, Kossovo, Somalia, Iraq I, 9/11, Iraq II, Afghanistan, what have you. You proved to the whole world by your actions that there is nothing that could ever happen that would induce you to join an armed service.
And you want to thank me, calling attention to your own deficit.
Please, next Veteran's Day, avert your eyes, keep quiet, and make yourself as inconspicuous as possible. That will be my thanks.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
The Serials: Intercollegiate Review
In front of a train station magazine rack, I encountered Intercollegiate Review last week after a 40-year separation. The design had not changed, neither had the quality of its writing.These shots of nostalgia are overwhelming when they occur.
IR can be read in one sitting, this Fall 2008 issue running to about 60 pages. The content consists of long-form essays by professors you'll not have heard of, quite set in the old style of the early 1960s rather than in the childish punditry that fills up magazines today. If I want a meme, I have to dig it out and when I find it, behold the glow of a prizewinner.
The magazine has its own website; past issues are archived, any new issue is not online. It's a portal, so sister serials can be accessed at will.
Getting into the September 1965 issue, mainly Willmoore Kendall's essay, "How to Read Richard Weaver," I was intrigued by a footnote citing a 1965 article in Modern Age attacking Neoconservatives. Instant gratification: I popped over to the Modern Age archives on the same website and there was the article. This is how archives are supposed to work.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
"Where is conservative culture?"
Mrs. Instapundit yesterday fielded the question of the hour: "...where is the conservative culture? Conservative politics is fairly easy to find."Answer: The Conservative Movement, as organized by Bill Buckley, shed culture nearly at its inception. (That's my answer, not hers.)
National Review, the movement's HQ as it were, had become so unbearably newsy by the time of the Johnson Administration that it was an unreadable bundle of policy nitpicks and "topical" wisecracks. This trend has been enlarged with the launch of National Review Online, where punditry reigns supreme; with the launch of the competing Weekly Standard, which aimed at bringing us better punditry with more politics and less filler; and with the success of talk radio, more on which below.
We all know what punditry is, don't we? It's an attempt to fashion the catchiest summation possible - a meme. Buckley ventured into these waters early when he dedicated the front section of his National Review to a week-in-review hodge-podge that sported what were essentially memetic blog entries assigned topically to his staff. Each item was designed to be the most compressed, clever, insightful bon mot possible. (To see alternative magazine approaches to review-of-events content, have a look at Spectator's "The Week," at American Spectator's "Current Crisis," and the front matter in Chronicles.)
Behind these squibs appeared longer articles dedicated to handicapping political horse races or quarreling with policies or intimations of policy.
The Spectator has been more or less organized the same way almost as long as NR, and have a look at its table of contents: this week we see nine arts pieces and 14 book reviews. Among the reviews, only one might be considered of a political book, two or three of pop culture. If you buy this conservative magazine, you'll notice the ads placed by museums, music and theatre productions, and the publishers of non-political titles. And yet it is hardly divorced from politics: one former editor is mayor of London. He has a fair shot at the prime ministership some day.
I have often wondered over the decades why Buckley turned his back on this model of "whole man" in publishing, especially since he was well acquainted with Spectator, recruiting its writers for NR pieces and eventually recruiting its publisher to run NR.
Nor can we look at the political stunting of NR in isolation. A quick review of Firing Line's guest list shows an overwhelmingly political strain with minor notes of economic talk. Half-way through the alphabet, I counted only six "cultural" names on the 33-year guest list, if we include borderline philistines like Gunnar Myrdal and Jack Kerouac (shown in photo above).
WFB conceived of "his" Conservative Movement in narrowly political terms. He invented something like a biweekly political blog, which ran on memes, and he recycled these blurby insights on his TV show, Firing Line. By the way, if you remember Firing Line as dominated by WFB's rambling, idiosyncratic and discursive style, think again. This style - a distraction - was the delivery system for titanium-hard discrete memes, which he would package as syllogisms:
If, then, we allow X, are we not obliged by the same logic to permit Y?The charm (or pain) in watching Firing Line was in watching Buckley slowly assemble some rocket for firing its payload at a liberal or leftist guest. In fact, the draw of any particular show rested in the guest of the week, something Buckley and his producer did not sufficiently understand.
So we have the "father" of a movement birthing it as acultural.
This brings to mind the recent dustup over novelist Christopher Buckley, WFB's son. C. Buckley's first piece in Tina Brown's new online magazine The Daily Beast (hello, Evelyn Waugh!) was a Democratic presidential endorsement and triggered reactions from Rush Limbaugh and others. (Blogger David Burge ladled out mockery of this endorsement with tart Auberon Waugh acidity bathing the incident in the oddest flavor - given Chris Buckley's career as an Evelyn Waugh manque.)
Chris Buckley responded to this criticism with an attack on Rush Limbaugh's claim to be leader of the movement WFB started. I don't think he understands the movement his dad founded nor how Limbaugh fulfills his father's aspirations.
The game was utterly up with NR when we saw Buckley and his editors straining in its pages to quelch some utterance made in public by some nonenity that might possibly redound to the disadvantage of some Nixon underling charged with a modicum of responsibility for discharging a totally uninteresting function in a borderline useless federal department. When NR began delivering that in lieu of conservatism, I for one had to move on. Long before Limbaugh, NR had been reduced to doing bad, very bad Limabaugh.
Bad Limbaugh is when the radio host twists himself into knots trying to rationalize or defend some transient nonsense of not even the least passing interest. Good Limbaugh, which is what has made him what he is, is when the host stamps out memes of surpassing excellence like a factory, turning out a daily performance that enlivens the day's water cooler chats.
Limbaugh applies his unusual analytical facility to the news of the day bringing to the listener in the course of three hours what NR aspired to deliver in its frontmatter biweekly. The syllogism at the tip of a half hour of hemming and hawing on Firing Line is here delivered in a moment with the half hour on the back end devoted to exploration of its implications. Limbaugh is a meme machinegun. He is adapted to short attention spans. He is political 24x7.
Of course, Limbaugh is the heir to Buckley's political aspirations. He has helped perfect the conservative punditry WFB aspired to. He had developed a mass of active conservatives where there were only "mainstream Americans" and "ordinary people." He has shaped the Conservative Movement exactly as Buckley wanted it shaped.
Note that the refuseniks who bailed on this Buckley-led movement are still out there publishing their articles, books and magazines with little reference to talk radio. The affinity is with Buckley's movement - the elder was interested in Limabugh and company. Limabaugh was also wined and dined by the Weekly Standard in its early days. Buckley, Kristol, the lot of them are in the business of producing exactly what Limbaugh produces.
On a more personal note, I have my own testimony to tender, having pulled a Rip Van Winkle this year. I joined in the political frenzy in 2008, my first foray into activist ranks since 1970, when I politicked for Jim Buckley's election. I have been stunned by the then-and-now characteristics of conservative activists.
This is a movement of talk radio fans. There is not even a residue of the old guard afoot. No one of these newbies, regardless of age, have heard of Buckley, much less Burnham, Voegelin, Ortega, et al. Having been midwived by punditry and immersing themselves in pure politics day after day, they function on the level of individual insights (the meme of the day) organized around various favored issues.
This is less mosaic and more like heaped broken glass.
There is an incoherence accompanied by the kind of dogmatism that you associate Libertarianism. Comity is lacking; "pragmatism" is sellout and there a mighty confusion when the self-designation of "conservative" bumps up against some other movement person's unique definition of same. There is also the mirror image of political correctness but it reflects the miniscule sub-genre of conservative thought in which they have invested themselves.
Take a look at two boards on which, as part of my political psychosis, I began posting. This one declares, as a conservative principle, that each individual is politically sovereign. This other one includes a founder who recently posted that he joined the conservative movement because of those available, this one looked like it could get things done.
I mentioned the strangeness of my fellow (new) conservatives to my brother who told me to go easy on them. "They have had nothing but public education and college training in the way of culture. Talk radio has been their only access to an alternate way of looking at things." We're lucky to have them however they may appear to us, he said.
Aside from the general problem of the decline of the quality of our public intellectuals, talk radio as a medium has peculiar characteristics that affect the kinds of conservatives it creates. It is a mass medium that is also private - even intimate. It is cool, allowing the listener to "read into" the content and delivery; it fosters a sense of uniqueness and at the same time community; it flatters the listeners that they now know enough to go forth and engage the world; it is self-contained and encourages a philistinic self-containment among the audience.
Most of all, worst of all, it encourages a telegrammic communication in which readymade units of insight are exchanged for fresh memes and sensational news - this inside a self-described Conservative Movement.
Where is the conservative culture? In what appears to be an irretrievable place.
Friday, November 7, 2008
Towards a culture of political psychosis
The idea of a bubbly British comedy producer interviewing a disgraced vestige of the Eisenhower Administration has a gothic humor within that would make for a good Auberon Waugh novel.Unfortunately it was the idea for a series of "high-toned" news broadcasts served with all the seriousness of a fifth-grade civics lesson. I refer to the Frost-Nixon talks and in this form, as Q&A, the idea reached only that level of satire that might be found in the eyes of the beholder.
To later create a high-minded stage play out of this inherently inane concept required of playwright and audience a level of seriousness bordering on derangement. But so it was done and the theatre was thus able to reach out and build audience from the herds of otherwise unreachable, uncultured news buffs.
Apparently, even after nationwide theatrical "performances" of the Frost interviews, there remained so many news junkies who could never ever be persuaded to enter a theatre that it was deemed necessary to make a film of the play of the TV broadcasts. (Baudrillard fans, are you listening?) In this way, NPR's great unwashed will eventually get a crack at it on HBO or DVD.
The film of the play of the TV show premiered in London a few weeks ago. The D.C. Examiner is giving the movie front-page play. For here, in the nation's capital, culture is a rare commodity with politics rushing into that vacuum. (There would be no opera, believe me, without subsidies and the huge foreign audience that resides here. As for theatre, if I am not mistaken there is less here than in Baltimore.)
You get the idea sometimes that Ivy Leaguers are appreciated in the ranks of the political class because for four years they are guaranteed to have had some little culture pounded into the crevasses left by their impoverished home lives. They can, by graduation time, find Europe on a map. They have a vague idea of some Constitution or other. They can spell Kabul, though with a little help from Word. And they can appreciate the "importance" of Nixon and the Frost interviews.
Of course, looking in at this from the outside, it seems nutty. Are these the baroque manifestations of any hobby taken too far? Or are we immersed in a culture of political psychosis?
I think the latter. One test will be if the course that shows Ivy League undergraduates how to find Europe on a map is eventually displaced by a new course studying all the fascinating "cultural" artifacts connected with the Frost-Nixon chat.
Read a good book tonight.Do your part for mental health.
Rolls Royce enters the culture wars
A couple of lines of ad copy will set the tone we expect (emphasis added) re the Phantom Drophead Coupé:
...our design team drew inspiration from the classic J-class racing yachts of the 1930s. The fastest yachts of their time, these pedigree vessels possessed a spectacular combination of ability, versatility and fitness for purpose. Thanks to the use of the finest materials in their natural state...Rather conservative values, don't you think? The tone having been set, have a look at this new commercial for a Phantom.
The music in the background seems to be Coldplay - pop music to put a young woman in the mood, not a soundtrack many men would choose for driving.
Then the images: they go by fast but do pause to look.
First, the couple is emerging from not from a home but from an elevator in a garage: they are exiting office or hotel.
Next, we see the driver is a graybeard.

(He looks modeled on Standard Charter's CEO Peter Sands - and he is accompanying a younger woman.)
We are given a glance at this consort and she seems under 30.
What kind of a message are we sending to the next generation of Rolls Royce owners? I mean the impressionable young Sands of the world? This fellow is "dating" his PA. The manufacturer here uses dreamy adultery images and metrosexual pop music to sell Rolls Royce.
The shock subsides when you ask yourself who is the manufacturer? BMW owns RR.
Recall that and it all comes together, suddenly:
Among German men, Porsche drivers were the least faithful, with 49 percent admitting infidelity, followed by BMW drivers at 46 percent.It's a scientific fact: the German automakers are experts in reaching that all-important infidelity market when pitching luxury cars. It is what they do well.
Perhaps the ad will change if BMW finds the adultery market already saturated. Otherwise, on behalf of the existing customer base: Someone please stop them!
(Click to enlarge images. Sands via Reuters. Market penetration pun reserved for future use.)
Thursday, November 6, 2008
We interrupt this blog to bring you punditry
How about we make the first Wednesday in November NATIONAL PUNDITRY AWARENESS DAY?This idea could really take off: people love punditry and rarely get enough of it. Why not also celebrate punditry instead of just reading it, hearing it, and watching it? Pundit parades. Best pundit costume. Pundit punch. Pundit songs, pundit marches, pundit races.
Here's some punditry of my own.
In D.C., the striking thing for us visitors and denizens has been the disparity in energy levels between election day and the day after. The Obamans who nearly climbed on my car Tuesday night seem utterly worn out, and dispirited. I had expected the kind of office/street excitement yesterday that you see after some team wins some playoff. Little clusters around the water cooler. High fives. Animated chatter.
None of that here. Exhaustion (?) and introspection reign.
I have to salute Onion TV with it's dead-on simulationcast, "Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are." If you look at the lifeless shuffling in the background of some scenes you'll get a good picture of DC the day after.
Another way to look at this is that this week's surge voters - who are normally disengaged - have faded back into their non-political wallpaper.
Brian Maloney, quoting Rush L, says "... Obama's 'progressive' left will be forced to find new outlets for their eternal rage and anger."
Ah, not so sure about finding. They have been lining those ducks up for months. The proper form is to say,
Obama is not a leftist, would that he were; he is a liberal pragmatist [grimace, head shake].Inference: I will turn on him at the first sign of liberalism or pragmatism.
I have heard that nearly verbatim, from professors on O'Reilly and on Pacifica. It is a hunting license issued to self in the name of "progressive conscience." BHO "sold out" his progressive intimates. Never mind whether it's true. The preparations continue.
I believe the Left knows that Obama is less Daffy and more Bugs; that any plunge into wabbit season may result in a series of Fudd-like accidents.
In this line, Democracy Now! had a little segment yesterday on (my rendering) "How are we going to manage our Obama problem without hurting ourselves?" How to keep BHO out of the liberal carrot patch?
We might understand their worries better if we distinguished between Liberal and Left views, but in a world of two-syllable political analysis, talking heads, and garden-variety talk radio, that is not possible.
Some may see a reprise of the first Clinton election here, a president with an intensely hostile opposition and a deeply suspicious left wing. Needless to say, Obama lacks Clinton's political skills and he is going to have problems with the Congressional leadership.
All we need now is a Newt.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
A Briton appreciates America
An English manufacturer comments,
One of the (many) downsides of a lifetime in manufacturing is the some would say disturbing tendency to assess the world in terms of its dimension, mass and material content. Confronted by Goethe my reaction would be 'five foot four, maybe four and a half, eleven stone two', not 'blimey, must ask him if Young Werther was really about himself'.



