My own favorite "elevator story" on Orthodoxy is "This was Christianity before Charlamagne founded Roman Catholicism." Apologies to the RC brethren!
J.D. Huneycutt has a funnier story.
Meanwhile, how long before we see door-to-door atheists?
"The new science of politics" ... live from the walls of Plato's cave.
My own favorite "elevator story" on Orthodoxy is "This was Christianity before Charlamagne founded Roman Catholicism."